So I finished up my taxes the other day, did some laundry, bought some groceries...and was feeling far too much like a grown up. The only solution was to get this ridiculous polish on my nails. Funky Finger Unicorn Farts (yes, that is the name) makes me giggle and features large hex glitter in a variety of colors all in a clear base. What can I say? I'm a kid at heart.
I bought this 100% for the name, as I could tell just by looking at it it was going to be no fun to apply. This is two "coats", or layers of dip and dab, over Sinful Colors Mad About Hue. The clear base was super goopy at this point, as you can see on my pointer finger. I think in the future I'll only ever fish out glitters and place them one by one. The glitter wasn't too taco-y, as far as I could tell. Funky Fingers can be found at Five Below stores.
Just in case you don't believe in Unicorn Farts:
